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I have framed a bright and colourful wishįly in the plane of Ambition Land in the Airport of Success…īe positive and never look back at failures. With crystal white from the morning dews, Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,Ī tinge of green from the youthful trees, May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. In French: Bon jour In Spanish: Te Quiro In Italian: Teamo In Yugoslav: Volim Te In English: Good Morning In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana? Hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack – I saved the money….įinally ab hum uth gaye hai to jinko bhi goodmorning karna hai line se aajaye tokan mil rahe hai, ek duje ko bhi dhakka nahi marna, darshan 12 baje tak honge. Gud Morning ,gud Afternoon ,gud Evening & gud Night. I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY Face. Here are the collections of interesting and unforgettable Romantic Whatsapp Funny love messages that will forever inspire you and your love ones to be more loving and always be happy in love.